Yes I am that karthus, I'm pressing R, R,
I don't need LOS, you ain't too far,
so go away, you can't stay, in the lane with me,
you can't sustain, so the riot boards need complaining,

I'm droppin' skittles, you just a bit sad,
so next game, you went and auto locked vlad,
it doesn't matter, I pick tele and revive,
I'm gonna get your ass, I don't need flash to dive,

I just hit six, you better go and b, son,
cause you ain't lee sin, you bout to get a lesion,
don't fuck with me son, looks like you're bleedin,
if you can't handle it maybe you should go vegan,


Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,


Now I'm losing my lane, I've got no cs,
I missed my ultimate, blood pool is a mess,
but I'm getting dressed, back at the base I gear up,
I tele in, and try a combo, a kill would cheer me up,

but you dodge again, your skills are so op,
I'm stuck in elo hell, why god, why me,
can't you see, I can't queue and carry feeders,
feels like a rip-off, like berkeley parking meters,

and my sanity teeters,
as my resolve peters,
I wanna be a ladder leader,
and not just a kill stealer,


Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,


Team fight, street fight, breaking out my wall of pain,
you show disdain when I'm in your sight, then you break out champagne,
but don't you see, I defile the ground you walk upon,
even in death, I defy it and I sing my song,

but not long ago, you picked that QSS up,
I made fun of you, sayin' you play dress up,
I messed up, now I feel I've been afflicted,
with a hemoplague, and now I feel conflicted,

Is there a greater troll than I,
I don't mean trundle, I mean this fucking guy,
sparkles with the twilight, and try, as I might,
I guess its true, a vampire simply cannot die


Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,
Thats why you vlad,
thats why you, why you vlad, vlad,